Update On The Condition Of Brenna's Hair (and yes - the robe)
Saturday, August 15, 2009 at 4:07AM So after Bob read my last blog, A Short List of Mildly Annoying Moments When Living in a Foreign Country, he sat down at the computer for a WHILE with my bottle of mystery, and finally figured out that I've been conditioning my hair with firming body lotion, specially formulated to improve skin elasticity. WELL NO WONDER. I went out to my local Rossmann and spent a little time in the aisles. I am now in possession of a bottle featuring English words, which say:
Professional performance conditioner. Strength & compatability without overburdening. For fine, powerless hair.
I don't think of my hair as powerless. Not that I've ever thought of my hair as particularly powerful, but to just come out and call it powerless. Ouch.
I have shampooed (twice) and conditioned (for an afternoon!), and now my hair looks like hair. Maybe even slightly powerful hair.
In other news, I have found a robe. I don't have it at my house - it costs $50 bucks, and I'm cheap. But I know it's there in the store, waiting for me to feel a little flush, which could happen sometime in the next few years. Possibly. If we ever figure out a way to be gainfully employed again. But that's a topic for another blog.
Reader Comments (4)
So what about the nice lady at the grocery? I'm sure if he tried, Bob could work some of his magic in that department as well...
;-)
Greatness!
Perfect idea. I think Bob should go to the market next for bacon!!
Hilarious! Thank you...I needed a laugh!