Great Haiku Garage Giveaway #5

Update!  No voting this week.  We had one entry.  Actually we had two entries, but they were both by the same person, one just correcting the other.  Congratulations Yo Lama.  Here's your brilliant winning Haiku.

I've always wondered...
Do the green ones really work?
Try it on the wife!

Tell your wife we said congratulations too.

 Oh M&M man, so round and so red. 

I pour little candies inside your bald head.

You store them safely behind your weird smirk

Until someone pulls on your hand with a jerk.  

Happiness pours! A beautiful sight!

But only six pieces of chocolate delight.  

Alas, rounded one, you are stingy I fear.  

Nevertheless, I still keep you near.

I do have a question, my strange little man:

Under those gloves,

Have you actual hands? 

He has been in Bob's office for years, bringing small, round, colorful joy to all who pull the hand.  What was that you said? NO - It was M&M's! Geez! Now we know how your bread is buttered!

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[Yo Lama]

I've always wondered...
Do the green ones really work?
I'll try it on the wife!

[Yo Lama]

OOPS! xtra syllable!
should be:

I've always wondered...
Do the green ones really work?
Try it on the wife!